Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : 
 
 Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
 
 Hillen, its the hilth Munister here.  Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy!!  I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground.  It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.
 
 PM:  Shut !!  The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.  W' ill be ruined.
 
 Hilth Munister:  We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
 
 PM:  No chence.  The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
 
 Hilth Munister:  What about Australia ?
 
 PM:  I'll call Kivin Rudd.  Tell hum we need one million condoms, ten enches long and eight enches thuck. That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks"..
 
 Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that arrived at the Pist Office. She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
 MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE:  MEDIUM